Posted 20 hours ago

BILLY BULLSHIT TALKS BUSINESS: In a nutshell? Billy talks total bullsh*t at work and this book makes sense of it. Kapish?

ZTS2023's avatar
Shared by
Joined in 2023

About this deal

By accepting all cookies, you agree to our use of cookies to deliver and maintain our services and site, improve the quality of Reddit, personalize Reddit content and advertising, and measure the effectiveness of advertising. Then I take a picture of the audience’s flabbergasted, startled expressions, as they realise it was bullshit but they hadn’t dare say it out loud! Perhaps they have an inferiority complex or don’t feel that their life matches up to the one they feel that they should have, or even simply to the lives of those around them. I remember once entertaining a girl in the living room[nb]not like that[/nb] and he came in to disturb us with his far fetched claims of all sorts of bullshit. Suffers from Vertigo but its only for bridges and the glass centre roof, really likes mountain climbing.

She knew he was going to say something rude Ashe started off the sentence with I don't want tobe rude but. We’ve all known a Billy-Bullshitter; fantastical stories trip off the tongue at an alarming rate, and with detail and subplots that would make a fantasy-novelist jealous – and to be honest, these are normally pretty easy to spot and are simply met with a roll of the eyes and a knowing smile. Our hero was delighted but had no condoms – fortunately, the girl said that as she was sober she would drive home and pick some up, then go back to his. Not seeing him (a) insulates her from his twattishness and (b) could isolate her, if she doesn't then see you alone.Another friend texted him asking if it was ok to go round and borrow some DVDs from his flat (he had a key) only to be told “my cousin is staying in the flat while I’m away so you can’t”. Additionally, I get to speak at conferences on business and sales adding to my brand position in market. A person lacking something so substantial in their lives that they feel the compulsion to invent excitement and enrichment to fill their days in the form of total and utter bullshit. When I was at primary school, this girl told me that, “my dad works in a daisy chain factory and he made a daisy chain that goes ALL AROUND THE PLAYING FIELD. So, in a world where, as it turns out, a lot of people are lying to us on a daily basis without us having a bloody clue, how do we separate the facts from the fiction?

A journalist friend of mine wanted to talk to him about it in more depth for an article, and he very quickly clammed up and backed down, saying "Well, things like that aren't really something I'd want to publicise, let's leave it there. The horde descending upon Chateau Bullshit comprised of ‘the Irish side of the family’- a generic and infinitely large amount of family he mentions occasionally to give any of his claims about Ireland having more ‘gravitas’. So they went to hers and he shagged her, though he had to do it up the arse as her “fanny was manky”.I used to work as an IT manager and when I was leaving I was tasked with finding my replacement, I interviewed a few folk but the one who got the job had a young family, was fairly knowledgeable and seemed keen so he got the job. Unfortunately the friend didn’t go round in the end but I like to think that the bullshitter spent that entire Saturday night hiding out in his bedroom cupboard listening for keys in the door. This ladders up the cliched business speak, takes it to the next level and knocks it out of the ballpark. Separately, a friend was told by a work colleague that his wristwatch was one of the world's most accurate timepieces as "it was set in the nose cone of Apollo 11". Hearst UK is the trading name of the National Magazine Company Ltd, 30 Panton Street, Leicester Square, London, SW1Y 4AJ.

They huddle together like packs of fearful sheep desperately trying to deconstruct and vindicate the bullshit. We invite users to post interesting questions about the UK that create informative, good to read, insightful, helpful, or light-hearted discussions.Someone who is telling the truth will have no problem going back and forth along the timeline because they can’t be thrown off, because it’s factual and, to use a phrase I can’t actually bloody stand but is relevant here: it is what it is. Bully bullshit a rather quaint phrase which in short is bullshit - lies, fabrication, crap, shit stirring you name it - billy bullshit. This work was reproduced from the original artifact, and remains as true to the original work as possible. If you spot that someone has explained the same point word-for-word during their story when pressed, chances are they aren’t being entirely truthful with you.

A person who is declaring that they love your hair like that while slightly shaking their head, using a flat, toneless voice and perhaps displaying a defensive stance like their arms being folded, could be lying through their teeth. Btw in light of that last post i would have no qualms about telling her "look i love you to pieces but i wont meet you with knobhead again. In his role as 'Chief Guru of Imagineering" he only ever talks using the latest buzzwords, business idioms and bullshit. Your privacy is important to us and we will not trade, share, or sell your information to any other company. Great read for anyone looking to break the norms of conventional management and “have fun” again at work.I mentioned it all to my divorce lawyer who was actually a retired Navy Seal, who promptly rewrote the divorce petition to include half of my ex's military pension (which of course didn't exist, because the Marines tend not to send 10 year olds charging into snipers' nests). He was about 14 when the war in Viet Nam ended, but he covered up that little problem by telling her that he was 10 years older than he actually was.

Asda Great Deal

Free UK shipping. 15 day free returns.
Community Updates
*So you can easily identify outgoing links on our site, we've marked them with an "*" symbol. Links on our site are monetised, but this never affects which deals get posted. Find more info in our FAQs and About Us page.
New Comment